One-Shot (30/11/09)

There's nothing like an unprecedented computer debacle to warp your mood.

One-Shot (29/11/09)

Feelin' kind?

One-Shot (28/11/09)

"Trust in yourself and you can achieve anything." Life-affirming stuff, Miss Lionheart.

One-Shot (27/11/09)

Jets to Brazil's 2002 release Perfecting Loneliness is great all year round, but best enjoyed at Winter time.

One-Shot (26/11/09)

I've said in the past that I'd happily impose a moratorium on all songs by The Kooks. Though I stand by this, it's with sadness and disbelief that I must report I caught myself singing along to one of their songs today. Great sadness.

One-Shot (25/11/09)

How long does it take for a subject to go from a recurrent theme of interest to monotony? Don't ask Gary Lightbody.

One-Shot (24/11/09)

I've laboured long and hard to articulate how I feel much of the time, but I think I may finally have cracked it. Ahem: "Twats to the right of him. Twats to the left of him. Twats in front of him, follied and blundered."

One-Shot (23/11/09)

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 really is that good online.

One-Shot (22/11/09)

The view from where I'm sitting.

One-Shot (21/11/09)

The omission of Andy Parsons, the least amusing person on the planet, immediately invalidates this list of unfunny comedians.

One-Shot (20/11/09)

To paraphrase Eamon Dunphy, the fact that Twilight's second installment is called The Twilight Saga: New Moon is a wort on the ass of humanity.

One-Shot (19/11/09)

A joke. Correction, an Andy Parsons joke.

One-Shot (18/11/09)

Surely, it's not so much a case of "if", but "when."

One-Shot (17/11/09)

"Outshined" by Soundgarden is heavier than I remembered. And proof if further were needed that one needn't detune to ridiculous degrees to achieve this.

One-Shot (16/11/09)

Plug plug plug.

One-Shot (15/11/09)

Adidas is the Rita Hayworth of sportswear manufacturers... a timeless beauty. Exhibit A.

One-Shot (14/11/09)

At what point does a homage become laziness? Don't ask Infinity Ward/Activision, because Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 - surprise, surprise - is rife with James Cameronisms.

One-Shot (13/11/09)

This is why I miss it when it's not around.

One-Shot (12/11/09)

Brain-farts are the worst.

One-Shot (11/11/09)

If musicians were awarded influence royalty payments, Bob Mould could buy and sell our sorry asses.

One-Shot (10/11/09)

You know you're screwed, when the movie character you identify with most is this guy.

One-Shot (09/11/09)

Richard Kelly is the directorial equivalent of cheap Chinese food. Disappointment (seeing The Box/grogginess) is inevitable, yet the outcome is never in question.

One-Shot (08/11/09)

Lame.

One-Shot (07/11/09)

Try to stifle your laughter until 54 seconds in. All will be revealed.

One-Shot (06/11/09)

This sounds like a joke from 30 Rock.

One-Shot (05/11/09)

Tekken 6's multiplayer is to gaming fun what cereal is to Ianing fun.

One-Shot (04/11/09)

It's my birthday and I'm taking it off. Kinda.

One-Shot (03/11/09)

How awesome would it have been, if the title of this article wasn't bait?

One-Shot (02/11/09)

Zooey Deschanel, your cute pixie crown has a new challenger: Alison Brie.

One-Shot (01/11/09)

Not to lower the tone of this upper-crust, caviar-friendly blog, but a world where Dannii Minogue has to "defend" any kind of nude shoot is a world that's lost its way.