One-Shot (25/04/10)

I like to think of myself as a fairly tolerant guy. I don't aimlessly poke holes in others' happiness. Even when it comes to sports - an arena as synonymous with schadenfreude as high school - I'm not the goading kind. I don't even begrudge the superior home nations success in international football, something many of my fellow countrymen cannot say. However, this advert irritates me. It's cheap, it's tacky, it's everything that rubs me up the wrong way about White Van Man's "England expects" attitude.