One-Shot (07/06/10)

I sorta wish to party with this man.

One-Shot (02/06/10)

If you aren't already doing so, you should start following Patrick Kielty's Twitter.

Exhibit A:
Restaurant tonight in Ireland. Waitress "We have 4 veg this evening - Boiled potatoes, mash, garlic wedges or chips."

Exhibit B:
Note to Israeli Special Forces - I've seen worse provocation on the ferry back to Belfast after an Old Firm Game.

Exhibit C:
9.15am. Glasgow Airport. Dozen men in bar with kilts and T shirts "Gynaecologist at your Cervix" Must be a smear test conference in Ibiza.

and let's not forget this election classic...

Have voted for the first time outside Northern Ireland - just not the same fun without armed soldiers guarding the polling station.

It's so funny, in fact, that it's worth signing up to Twitter just to follow.

One-Shot (29/05/10)

It's international "Hug a Bassist" day, according to Jimmy Eat World. Not that you would've known it by all the non-hugs taking place around my person.

One-Shot (25/05/10)

On the day Conan O'Brien celebrates the arrival of his 1,000,000th Twitter follower, we celebrate our 12th (including Broken Social Scene!)

See you tomorrow when I fully expect to make a glib remark about how we dropped 2 followers within 24 hours.

One-Shot (24/05/10)

As long as this man's Tweets can cheer you up, you're alright. Every one of them proves why shorthand isn't just about working within Twitter's character constraints; it's about taking language to strange, often awesome places.

One-Shot (20/05/10)

"How To Lose A Follower In One Easy Step."
By Empire Magazine's Twitter.

Tweet "Struggling to remember a single thing Megan Fox said or did in Transformers 2."

I'm not the kind of guy who has a Megan Fox poster, but even I remember she spent most of that debacle snaking her form around motorcycles and shouting "SAAAAAAAAAMM!!!!" as loud as humanly possible at Yer Man From Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

One-Shot (05/04/09)

On Twitter, guardiantech asks "Has 'epic fail' finally jumped the shark?" Baby, that shark's long dead. Probably, everyone it held dear, too.

Oh yeah, are you following Us already? We like that sorta thing here.

One-Shot (30/07/09)

Twitter, Facebook status updates, and daily blog missive series' such as this are enemies of posterity. At least, that's how it feels "in the moment." That doesn't excuse my lack of enthusiasm of late, but it does explain it.

One-Shot (27/07/09)

Sorry I'm late. The lack of worth in this series lately is the greatest argument for me spurning Twitter.