There's less than a week left to decide whether or not I inflict- I mean impart - my All-Time 25 Sexiest List. Until yesterday, the polls were most reassuring. Make no mistake people, Crunchy Peanut Butter is evil. It's terrorism; it's bigotry; it's everyone who owns the Scouting For Girls album. We as a people must do everything in our power to stop a force so unrelentingly fiendish from completing its power-grab.
Make it happen like Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Thank you.