Fear not, dear reader. I haven't fell out with you for not making with the "talk about football more" style comments (yet.) No, yesterday's One-Shot arrives today due to a technological debacle. Apologies for the delay, in the highly unlikely event that its absence was felt. It won't be worth the wait.
Michael Biehn's mustache in The Abyss is nothing less than King-like. Anyone - myself included - to ever rule out growing one should be reminded of its greatness immediately.